BIG NEWS! & WMOM: Chapter 21+22 🦇

The first and last time Father Ardelian ever went into a hole.

WMOM News! 📰

SOON IT WILL BE WITHIN YOUR GRASP!* The final edition of What Manner of Man is at last nearing completion.

*(In a manner of speaking — physical editions are also coming, but will be available slightly later than the e-book edition.)

What Manner of Man: The Final Edition will be published on October 31st!

This is the fullest, most polished version of the story which my patrons have been getting an early glimpse of. The story you have read in this newsletter is, much as I love it, functionally a rough draft; the final edition is What Manner of Man as it was meant to be. It’s quite a bit longer than the version of the story you know, and features a difficult-to-estimate-but-large number of brand new scenes!

I’ve finished the last of the reconstructive editing, and I am ecstatic about the end result. The new scenes add a weight and depth to the romance that is eons beyond what I managed in the serialized version of this novel (I’ve had certain early readers express surprise at how much harder certain moments hit this time around. 😈) Not to mention the numerous changes which have been made for the particular benefit of my fellow perverts.

And now, back to your regularly-scheduled novel!

What Manner of Man is a queer gothic romance novel about a priest and a vampire, written in epistolary form, served a bite at a time. If you’re reading for the first time, I recommend you start from the beginning.

This week I have re-combined the full text of the letter about Monty, which got split in half originally due to some difficulties with editing.

The ✨ New & Improved ✨ chapter for patrons is the expanded version of the scene where Father Ardelian finds Lord Vane collapsed in the main hall covered in blood. This version of the scene goes a lot further, to the point where it becomes downright erotic near the end. It packs a serious punch! You can read it on Patreon.

LETTER TO VERA ARDELIAN

Undated.

Dearest Sister,

How much time has elapsed since I last took up my pen to write those words? I hardly know anymore. In my innermost heart, I think I have known for some time past — even as I wrote them, that my letters could never reach you. At last I could no longer keep up the pretense, and so I ceased to write. But now —

Oh, Vera. You’ve always understood me — at times, perhaps better than I have understood myself. I have never known anyone to whom I could confide as fully. I feel as if the heavens have come crashing down all around me, and I stand amid flame and waste. Soon nothing much will matter with me any longer, and I must unburden my soul.

I am guilty of that sin which is condemned as abomination by divine law. Your dear brother is a homosexual.

Would this confession come as a terrible shock to you? I should wish to believe so, but I suspect not. I am like an inadequate sea wall which has been crumbling away for years. Long before I ever spoke of entering the priesthood, I recall the way you smiled and said nothing when it was suggested that I should someday marry some neighbor or female friend. I understand all that this entails; a fearful, criminal existence. Too well do I know how the ever-present threat of blackmail looms over some like the sword of Damocles, but I can deny my nature no longer. I must prepare myself to accept the incoming tide.

In light of this, I see no way that I can continue any longer in my role as a servant of the Church. You were never more than tolerably well-disposed toward my choice of vocation, in any case. Furthermore, in light of recent experiences — of the total failure of the exorcism which was my purpose in coming here — I find that I simply no longer believe.

Even now, I think I should not dare to write this if I believed it would ever truly reach your eyes.

I believe that, on the last occasion that I wrote, I spoke of my old school friend, Monty; of the golden summer days we spent together. It’s Monty who has seemed to lurk beneath the surface of all my thoughts of late. He and I never spoke aloud of that which was in our hearts, but I feel sure that he knew how I cared for him. He was rather a vain, foolish boy, but — oh, I was passionately devoted to him.

I doubt whether much that I could say would come as a complete surprise to you — and, frankly, I can admit to anything I like, however shocking. (After all; who is likely to ever care to read such a thing as my unsent letters?) I loved Monty with all the mad, unreasoning devotion of youthful attachment.

Strange, the ways that suppressed desires will find expression. Passions such as ours must have some outlet, I suppose. We used to read descriptions of strange, pagan rites and recreate them; making our little orchard into a sacred grove. Monty would generally assume the role of priest; I, the sacrifice. I must have died a hundred times amid the apple blossoms. Now — having seen first-hand the terrifying result of such a ritual, truly performed, I shudder to think what we were courting so lightly.

To him, it was only an interesting game; to me, it meant far more. I was drawn to all such paganism and devilry, even then. In my fascination, I was also acquiring a good deal of practical knowledge of the archaeology of the area. We both fancied ourselves great adventurers; antiquarians. So clever. Can you guess where this is going? Please forgive me for never confiding in you. I have never spoken of that terrible day to anyone — neither to our parents, nor to the authorities.

By the slow piecing together of hints and suggestions gleaned from a medley of sources, both common and obscure — Monty and I formed a theory that there might be a site of archaeological significance near a certain abandoned mine that was yet unknown to modern scholarship. Little could be guessed as to its nature, save that it seemed to have served some ceremonial purpose and was still in use during the period of the Roman occupation.

Monty’s enthusiasm for the prospect was more tempered than mine. The holidays were almost over, and he protested the idea of spending the remainder in fruitless exertion. He agreed that some structure must once have been in the place, but he was doubtful that evidence of it might still remain; anything ancient that may have been buried there had probably been destroyed beyond recognition by mining operations.

By that time, however, I would not be dissuaded. I was going to find out, I told him, and he could come or not as he pleased.

God help me — though he laughed and called me absurd, Monty did care for me, or I’m sure he’d never have accompanied me that day. I can see with painful clarity, now, how the two of us were never speaking the same language — how his overtures to me and mine to him were like coded messages, translated through so many barriers of self-loathing, youth, and fear, that they were rendered incomprehensible to one another.

I had brought things with which to dig — only for myself, knowing how Monty would turn pale at the thought of soil beneath his fingernails. As it turned out, the miners had left very little work for us to do at all. A little distance beyond the mine entrance, we struck a place where unusual stones emerged from the earthen wall.

It was I who uncovered the entrance. If the idea of a mere lad not only discovering an ancient stone chamber, overlooked for centuries, but actually gaining entrance to it seems too absurd, you must try to imagine how it felt for me. Earth and rubble fell away under my trowel until between us yawned a great, dark hole, with rocks like teeth protruding inward on all sides.

I became uneasy at the prospect of actually entering the place. “We’re liable to fall and break our necks,” I hesitated. But Monty preceded me, and my burning curiosity soon won out.

I wish I’d had the expertise to accurately record and describe what I found within. In all the years that have passed, I have found few words — there was some resemblance to a neolithic passage tomb, but one which bore clear signs of Roman presence. I had read much about the Roman temples called Mithraeum; underground chambers used for initiation rituals; caves transformed into images of the universe. That is what the painted ceiling evoked to me — a strange, hidden universe; a secret left buried and undisturbed through unguessed centuries. I seem to recall that the walls were carved with curious, spiraling designs.

Even now I can form no theories about the grave.

From the far end of the chamber — which was actually quite small, though it looms large in my memory — Monty cried out. I went to him and saw the ancient human remains.

A body — even one that must be a thousand years old — is a shocking sight. I became filled with the overwhelming sense that I was trespassing, and nearly turned and fled — but, once again, I conquered my instincts. It seemed all too wonderful and fascinating to resist. A ring that circled one skeletal finger caught my eye; lamplight gleaming dully off the metal roughly worked into the shape of a double spiral.

“But that doesn’t make sense,” I said aloud. “Looks more like Celtic design than Roman. How does it come to be on the finger of this fellow — bearing all these signs of Roman burial?”

Then, at that moment, a low, indeterminate sound frightened us half out of our skins and we hastily scrambled away and out through the aperture by which we’d entered the chamber. I felt a pang of regret at leaving the place, for all that I knew it was the only thing to do. The mine was unguarded, but I felt certain we’d both be in terrible trouble if we were discovered there. Near the entrance of the mine, we paused to listen. The sound did not reoccur, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

When I turned to Monty, he seemed anxious. Next moment, however, he had concealed his nervousness beneath a conspiratorial grin. He had an affected air of smug nonchalance. Then, taking me by the hand, he slipped the ancient ring onto my finger.

I feel terribly ashamed of this, now, but the act inspired sheer panic-terror in me. I thrust Monty away, snapping some admonishment at him as I did so. I believe I said something about taking this seriously, and it not being a game. I was appalled that he had snatched the ring from the skeleton, but far more by the feelings which had inspired him to play at putting it on my finger.

Monty turned from me, angry and hurt. I can imagine how he must have felt. Calling me a coward, he said he was going back to search the skeletal remains for more artifacts. He started back towards the dark maw of the chamber.

I wonder whether the memory of that moment will ever cease to haunt me — the last that I saw him alive.

All of this — the preceding, and the moment that followed — I can see with minute detail whenever I close my eyes. It fills my mind in dark places and nights when I cannot sleep. Even now I can see him: facing away, black hair like raven feathers. He seems dreadfully thin, somehow; insubstantial as a ghost. I must do right by him.

The land gave forth an ominous rumble. From deep within the mine; a sound like the distant thunder of approaching storm.

Perhaps, in opening the long-undisturbed cavern, I had unbalanced the fragile structure of the place. Perhaps, by our intrusion — by taking the ring — we had disturbed the balance of something far greater. Something beyond mere earth and stone. 

Monty seemed not to have noticed the sound, though I cried out to him. That’s when the whole structure of the mine seemed to give way, and an extraordinary inward collapse began to take place. My memory of the scene ends with the abruptness of a candle being snuffed out. He never even turned around.

When I regained consciousness, it was all over. I was being treated for cuts and bruises — Monty’s body had not yet been found. My God — is it any wonder that I felt I was to blame? In time, I found I had the ring still in my pocket.

Uncertain what to do, I brought the ring to a professor of antiquities at a local university; the only man to whom I ever confided the story of how it was found. He laughed gently, however, saying it wasn't like any known example of Celtic or Roman metalwork — and that, furthermore, there had never been any ruins found in the area I claimed to have uncovered it. He asked me to show him the tunnel, which of course I could not. I believe he must have thought I'd picked up an odd piece of modern jewelry out of the dirt and that the chamber had been pure invention.

And so I kept the ring, wearing it always next to my skin on a chain around my neck. I’ve drafted a will specifying that it be given upon my death to the Department of Archaeology at my old university, along with an explanation of its origin.

EDITOR’S NOTE: No such will is known to the family of my friend

I know you’re all too aware of the changes that were wrought in me in the aftermath of Monty’s death. I knew of nowhere I could turn for safety and absolution except the open arms of the Church. I’m sure — or, I felt sure then — that what happened was a direct act of divine retribution. In my passion for the ancient and pagan, I had strayed from the light of God. Above all, Monty and I had sinned together in our hearts; though we had not yet committed any crime according to the laws of man. I devoted myself to repentance and to God; feeling it my duty, in some way, to guard others from a similar fate. 

The time has come for me to shed this ill-fitting costume. I have accepted that I can no longer serve as a minister of Christ. Beyond that, however — I no longer consider myself among the faithful. There are great mysteries in this world beyond mortal understanding, but I am no longer certain they exist exactly as described by any Christian church. 

I sense the presence of such mysteries more than ever in this place. They are quite real, Vera, though I am no longer so confident in those of my beliefs which I had connected to it. The exorcism I performed on Alistair was a complete failure. If it were merely a personal failing that turned the exorcism disastrous, I might be able to live with that, but while I have seen considerable evidence of powerful forces at work around me, I have seen nothing of God, of Christ, of the divine.

I refuse to believe that a man like Alistair is doomed to eternal hellfire and damnation. He is afflicted by a thing I do not understand, but it is beyond God and the Devil. What I feel for him — I know it is not evil. I have made that mistake once before, I will not make it again. I have already failed Alistair in his moment of need. I have wasted the few precious hours remaining of his life with my foolhardy refusal to see what was before my very eyes.

I no longer know this world into which I have awoken, but I know Alistair. I must find a way to help him. I can only hope that it is not too late.

✧ FAN POST OF THE WEEK ✧

I’m such a huge fan of these.

I believe I have already shared the Father Ardelian moodboard made by lycanlovebites on Tumblr, but I would be remiss to neglect its Lord Vane companion.

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Every week, on Patreon, I’m sharing a chapter from New & Improved What Manner of Man — the slightly shinier, more exciting version of the novel which has been edited and expanded for publication.

This week is the expanded version of Father Ardelian’s encounter with a slightly blood-covered and vampiric Lord Vane in the main hall. If you thought that scene ought to have been, um — more wanton? desperate? slutty? — this update is for you! 🩸